Jack

So I was doing more *cough* research when I came across this picture of a guy who sort of looks like Jack.  Jack's hair is longer and a lighter brown, his bottom lip is fuller and his arms are bigger than the guy's in this picture but other than that they could be twins.  This isn't Jack (just so we're clear) but he's pretty damn close!  Just so you guys have an idea of who I'm going out with on Friday (YUMMY) and if you put his picture next to my picture you'll see that we make a pretty damn cute couple!  Yes, I went high school girl on that.  It might just be because of the text message I got a little while ago:

       Lkng 4wrd 2 Fri. Cant wait 2 kiss u again.

*Sigh* I think I might just be a little bit in love with him already.  LOL.  Okay, so here's the picture, I hope you have your drool cloths ready:

Can I Join the Picnic?

I saw these guys and really wanted to write a story about them.  After I drooled over them for a while.  Nice. I just have to stop drooling enough to finish letting the story form.

This is the way the flag should always be seen

God Bless the USA!!

Who WOULDN'T salute the flag with this fine specimen holding the flag?! Every part of me is saluting!

Do You Know These Sexy Men?

So I was talking with a friend last night....or was it this morning?  Well, whenever it was, we were talking and we started talking about really sexy men.  We talked about Adam Lambert and I introduced her to B. Scott (who I think is a rockstar.  He is OH SO GORGEOUS!), who makes me have all manner of naughty thoughts  all I can think about is his hair, my strap-on, my fist in his hair.........*clears throat and blinks*  Wait where was I?

Oh yeah!  So I asked her if she knew who John Barrowman and David Tutera were.  She said "No."  This seems to be the general consensus among those that I have asked.  John Barrowman plays Captain Jack Sparrow on "Torchwood."  David Tutera is a wedding planner and has a show "My Fair Wedding with David Tutera" on WE Tv (I'm going to call him when my T-T-B-B and his husband can legally get married in their state.  I already sent D.T. a tweet and asked him-LOL).

So since no one seems to know who they are I decided to introduce them to you:


John Barrowman:




David Tutera:





And now you know who they are.  YUM!!

I Just Got Another Couple Married!!!!

Okay so no, gay marriages aren't legal in Florida (BOO for you Sunshine State!), BUT I've become known as the "Alternative Wedding Officiant" around these parts.  There are these two amazing guys that I know Lawrence, 35 and Timothy, 22, who asked me a few months ago the perform their ceremony.

I happily said yes.

I wore this really sexy, turquoise dress, straightened my hair, popped a few painkillers, put on my double-sided tape so my girls wouldn't pop out (that's happened more than once I must say.  It's not easy having DDs and being a size 5, I'm EXTREMELY top heavy-LOL-I love it though!) and got to ride in the car with Timothy, who I'm actually closer with, in spite of the fact that I've known Lawrence longer and actually told him that he needed to stop saying he was too old and just marry Timothy (they've been together for four years).

So I sat in the car snapping shots of myself, while I waited for them to grab my wheelchair so I could go in and get those crazy kids married.  Thought I'd share.

But, in all of my planning, I forgot to make sure that no one could see under my dress! So, I'm glad it was a gay wedding and just about everyone there was involved, because I was flashing the entire room during the entire ceremony. LOL.  And there's your wedding present boys! 


So congrats to Timothy and Lawrence!  Now I just have to get them some kids and I can move them into my success pile. Hahaha!!

I must say that there were some HOT guys there that were gay, I was a little disappointed, until I saw them kissing each other, then it was hot again. LOL.

I hope you all are having a great Sunday and if you can, throw some happy thoughts Lawrence and Timothy's way, those crazy kids are on their way to their honeymoon to San Francisco!! Woo!!!